Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Lookit me, I'm SOOOOOOOO doped up!

OK this is going to be much fonnier for those who know me if I leave the ypos in. Which is going to be hard for me b/c I usually edit them out so quickly. OK maybe I will be the only one ammused. See, I'm laughing already.

The CMG is sufering from hayfever-gone=wild. (more giggles) I mean seriously, my nose needs its own ZIP code. I could glue the Taj Mahal together with all the snot I've exhaled in teh past 24 hours.

But I ahve been serosly craving the vino this week. An d my Black Cat bar taht I got with my last coffe purchase thanks tot he JENQ discount. I mean, seriously, why send me a delicious chocolat bar unsless youre going to provide the wine with it, right? (whoa, apologies to those who followed the link and found they were out of stock right now. But it's not like I'm offering to share mine with you. Sorry Gretechen but my love only goes so far.)

So toinight I am on: one loratidien (generic claritin) + 2 cglasses ymmy wiene (yes that's supposed to say wine) + 1/2 bag of pepper jack Doritos. AND I just watched LOST which always makes one say WTF sot that's been coming out of my mouth a lot lately along with teh giggles.

For the record, I only gave the baby one dose of Deimetapp for her (proabable?:) allergies. It knocked her out cold fr an early afternoon nap which was just as well because she's been awake a lot at night lately. WHich means taht I am been too.

I hpe I don't pass out before the husband Bryan comes home from his latest travails. So far so good, I think he's due in a few minutes. And If I stay awake i'll be able to have more of my chocolate bar. oh yeah, I ujust remembered why I cam up stairs to get on the Internet. Iwanted to know why Mike Davis is leaving Indiana. That first link is teh one that I thought would hav the answer. But this one is the true one, apparetnly: here

What's really bugging me more now is that the OU coach is replacing him . World is too small for shit like thsi to happen. (And what toes tat meean, anyway?)_ But I'm also bothered bthat the coahc's name is Kelvin Sampson. That is just not the name of areal person in the 21st century, I'm sorry. If I'm not carefl I'll start calling the guy Lord Kelvin or smthing. And I am too doped to link that last one for you, and besides my hubby is home, so you're going to have to find your own amusement tonight.

6 comments:

gretchen said...

This is heeelarious! Who knew allergies could lead to such fun?! Hope you're feeling well today.

gretchen said...

Oh, and I'm not at all jealous of your chocolate. I caught M's cold (big surprise), and can't taste anything right now anyway.

Nuclear Mom said...

I am dying!

I actually know two Kelvins and my husband was pushing for Kelvin as a possible name. But I could NOT do it.

Lisa said...

Your typos and spelling errors are killing me, the wine gets the best of all of us! :)

I guess I need to add drugs and caffeine to my wine and chocolate mix, but I will pas on the doritos!

TB said...

You are cracking me up!

Anonymous said...

I'm just reading this, dying, seriously lmao.